Sexy: Heavy Gear: The Animated Series Sexy Scenes

Here’s all you need to know:

A) based on a video game series (I thought it was supposed to be the other way around)

B) it’s all painfully cheesy CGI work

C) if you’re remotely familiar with what The Transformers were, then you’ve got this series down. Colorful villains battle wholesome heroes, various creatures and weapons get into the act, and there’s never a shortage of ultra-swanky vehicles with which to kick butt. An eclectic voice cast (featuring Lukas Haas, Clancy Brown, and Nicholas Guest) helps a little but not enough.