Nude: Shawna Loyer Nude Scenes, Pics & Videos

Mr. Skin surmises that Miami-born Shawna Loyer never intended to jump into the acting realm. Instead, at least according to IMDb, she trained to be a paralegal. We hope that she doesn't give up on acting, because, well, when was the last time you saw a naked paralegal be-bopping around a law office? In any regard, Shawna managed to secure a role in 2001’s remake of 13 Ghosts (or Thir13en Ghosts, if you prefer the studio’s homage to Se7en’s title play on numbers…) as “Dana Newman, The Angry Princess.” She’s one of the title characters in the oh-so-scary horror flick. Seeing as she’s dead, she doesn’t exactly have any use for clothing, so she spends the entire film walking about completely nude. There’s one caveat, though: her cause of death seems to have been about forty stab-and-slash wounds that pretty much cover her body. The grotesque make-up that conveyed said images reportedly took about five hours to complete every day of filming, so we’d like to come out and say that if someone ever decides to re-remake this movie, we’d like to be the person applying said make-up… But we digress. Thir13en Ghosts remains Shawna's only professional acting credit and we're thankful that she spends the duration of the film in a state of total undress--despite being heavily made up. Owing to her single credit, it appears that she continued down the path of law. IMDb also reports that Shawna has two children. Give it up for Shawna Loyer, the nude actress turned MILF lawyer.