Nude: Alien Showdown: The Day the Old West Stood Still 2013 Nude Scenes

Don't have time to watch Alien Vs. Predator AND Cowboys and Aliens? Then you're in luck, because the "mockbuster" Alien Showdown: The Day The Old West Stood Still (2013) has all the elements of those hit films, except for, y'know, the production values, famous actors, and/or special effects budget. But one thing it does have on those other "aliens in the Old West" movies is a scene where a guy in a Predator mask flogs his log as Gemma Donato whips out her suspiciously silicone-looking suck sacks (who knew they had breast augmentation in the Old West?) while having a private moment in the woods. And if you're terrified of little grey men in flying saucers, you might want to skip the scene where one of them E.T.'s a topless Nadia Lanfranconi as she sleeps. It might give you a funbag phobia, and no off-brand sci-fi flick is worth that.