Nude: Bitch Slap 2009 Nude Scenes

Take the energy of classic exploitation flicks, add in a bevy of busty lust-bombs straight out of the Russ Meyer universe, mix in copious Sapphic action and you’ve got modern B-moviemaking that scales scorchingly sexy peaks in Bitch Slap (2009). Hel (Erin Cummings), Kinky (Minae Noji), and Camaro (America Olivo) are three hell-kittens hotter than the desert landscape they crash in search of a stash of diamonds. Throughout the course of their slam-bang adventures, our hefty-chested heroines come across (in one way or another) a host of characters, including Mr. Phoenix (Kevin Sorbo) and the Amazonian Mother Superior (Lucy Lawless). In other words, this pic marks the reunion of Hercules and Xena! The film also features Michael Hurst, Renee O’Connor, William Gregory Lee, Mark Lutz, Debbie Lee Carrington, and the bra-clad boobage on Julia Voth. If that’s not titillating enough, brunette babe Kalin Keech and built blonde Saranne Lund gyrate on the strip club stage with semiautomatic weapons — emphasis on semi! Breast of all, Ms. Lund literally loses her top during their act to reveal her rack. Yes, she gets out of her clothes while all of the gals get into one another’s bodies, turning Bitch Slap into a spank-fest that you definitely won’t be bitching about. Inspired by Dragstrip Girl (1957) and Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! (1965), the movie was dissed by most critics. Daily Variety called Bitch Slap “a pure exploitation pic: chicks, boobs, guns and bad guys, in that order.” Sounds like a glowing endorsement to Mr. Skin!