Sexy: No Contest 1994 Sexy Scenes

In the mid 90s, former Playboy Playmate and current KISS bassist kisser, Shannon Tweed and comedian Andrew Dice Clay went head to head in the holding-a-building-hostage terrorist movie No Contest (1995). Tweed is the heroine of our tale, as she happens to be a kick-boxing beauty queen who hates to have her pageants interrupted. The movie totes plenty of machine gun violence, plenty of bad dialogue, and plenty of bad acting, so the assumption is that it’d be softened up with a little nudity. It takes place at a beauty pageant after all, and the terrorists aren’t playing nice. Such is not the case, though, and all we get is a little bit of Dice making the moves on Chandra West while she’s in some black lingerie. There’s no contest – there are way better nudie action flicks!