Nude: Scary Movie 3 2003 Nude Scenes

Due to the success of Scary Movie (2000) and Scary Movie 2 (2001), it’s no surprise there was a Scary Movie 3 (2003). This time around, the humorous horror franchise spoofs the supernatural chiller diller The Ring (2002) and M. Night Shyamalan’s sci-fi thriller Signs (2002). The story also features an Eminem-like rapper (Simon Rex) per 8 Mile (2002) and an architect (George Carlin) based off The Matrix Reloaded (2003). As the film begins, a deadly videotape surfaces that is connected to mysterious crop circles appearing in the fields of farmer Tom Logan (Charlie Sheen). Are aliens invading the United States? If so, is there a way to put the kibosh on this extraterrestrial party crash? With that slim setup, the sendups get going as do the crotch shots of Brenda Meeks (Regina Hall), Cindy Campbell (Anna Faris), and Kate Embry (Jenny McCarthy). If that’s not arousing enough, the latter two ladies also show off their ample cleavage. Speaking of, busty Becca Kotler (Pamela Anderson) touts her bra-clad rack. In fact, she busts out of her brassiere and slips her nips just three minutes into the flick! Denise Richards, Kevin Hart, and Queen Latifah also put in appearances in this perfectly parodic pile-on of put ons. Even with the releases of Scary Movie 4 (2006) and Scary Movie 5 (2013), this film is the second highest grossing in the series (the original made the most). Plus, we’re not counting all of the interest this edition earned in Spank Banks across the world!