Sexy: Sharknado 2013 Sexy Scenes

Knock, knock. Who’s there? LAND SHARK! A pod of 20,000 sharks is harmlessly migrating past L.A.; too bad they’re about to get caught up in a Sharknado (2013). Hurricane David has different plans for these man-eating monsters, scooping them up from the ocean by tornado and dumping them onto the streets of Hollywood. Now Fin (Ian Ziering), April (Tara Reid), and Nova (Cassie Scerbo) are going to have to fight for their lives using shotguns, pool cues, and chainsaws. Who will survive?

Despite its horror movie status, Sharknado fails to give up the obligatory genre boobs. We do get a look at a Sumiko Braun stretching out before a swim, and Cassie Scerbo spends most of the movie jogging around in her bikini. It won’t provoke a feeding frenzy, but you may just feel your fin rising!