Nude: Things 1989 Nude Scenes

A truly bizarre and endlessly entertaining film from start to finish, the Canadian no-budget sci-fi/horror cult classic Things (1989) tells the story of two guys who go over to another guy’s house to drink beer only to find themselves facing a horde of alien creatures that look like ants with teeth. Porn star Amber Lynn appears as a TV reporter but keeps her clothes on for some reason. Things has attracted a maniacally devoted cult following of fans who proclaim it the worst movie of all time, but Mr Skin says that no movie featuring the boobs, butt, and bush of a masked Jessica Stewarte in her only film role to date can be as bad as all that.