Nude: Voll normaaal 1994 Nude Scenes

Look, if you're going to do something stupid like stealing exhausts off of people's cars, at least have the common sense not to steal the fancy gold-plated one off of your local drug dealer's ride. Sadly, this sort of critical thinking is beyond Tommie (Tom Gerhardt), the simple-minded protagonist of the sublimely stupid German comedy Voll normaaal (1994). And now that he's done that, Jupp (Eddy Steinblock) says he won't whack Tommie under one condition: that he replace the exhaust and bring him a case of "Ramsdorfer Kolsch", whatever that is. Veronica Ferres looks Euro-trash sexy in a lacy red bikini and Dolly Buster is positively Heavy Metal (the magazine, not the genre) as a space warrior/stripper, but Gruschenka Stevens really takes the cake by baring her cupcakes as our dim-witted heroes look on. That'll get your tailpipe tingling!