Celebrity: Dyanne Thorne

Nude: Dyanne Thorne Nude Scenes, Pics & Videos

Nude Roles:  9

Birthplace: Greenwich, Connecticut

Date of Birth: 10/14/1932

One woman's failed dream can launch the erotic reveries of ten million men. Perhaps her gigantic rack of God-given jugs doomed the harshly beautiful Dyanne Thorne to a life of hard-R sexploitation; or perhaps these physical attributes destined her for skinmortality. Either way, she initially wanted to be a serious stage actress and pursued a classical education in the dramatic arts. Any skinthusiast with a twist toward the sextreme will swear that not a day of that schooling has gone to waste. While she did show up in an episode of Star Trek, and and a couple episodes of Felony Squad, we believe you should learn the lessons of the string of legendary B movies Dyanne turned into DD movies. She played the fairy godmother in The Erotic Adventures of Pinocchio (1971) but it wasn't the puppet's nose that was growing long and hard as she turned him into a real boy, then turned the real boy into a man. Her three B's will have you in pleasure island, but don't worry, you won't turn into an ass staring at hers. Bippity, boppity, boner! But the most famous role of Dyanne's career came in the just as sexual, but maybe even more odd Ilsa, She Wolf of the S.S. (1974). Dyanne, as the evil camp warden Ilsa, is one of the most compelling villainesses in the history of sadistic pleasures and is said to have inspired decades of dominatrixes. Plus, she very generously shares her huge, 100% organic chest cushions with her star (apt) pupils. You'll want to see her giant jugs riding a guy like a good cowgirl, thrusting her hips back and forth as we watch her aSS, until she shows her gestap-ohhh face. Ilsa must have joined Operation Paperclip or fled to the secret moon base, because up next Dyanne starred in Wham Bam Thank You Spaceman (1975) as a red haired hooker who gets tongued, through a nose tongue, by an alien space man. Dyanne continued with the Ilsa movies, reprising the role in Ilsa, Harem Keeper of the Oil Sheiks (1976) where she gets tied up and molested by a group of middle Eastern stereotypes, in a scene that somehow feels more offensive than the sexy SS member movie, and in both Ilsa, The Tigress of Siberia (1977), where she runs a Siberian gulag, and Ilsa, the Wicked Warden (1980) where she runs an all girl psychiatric hospital, going from Third Reich to horny dyke. In Siberia, we were gooign ourselves watching Dyanne get double teamed while letting her doubles bounce in a lucky Soviets face (the Commies really were good at sharing), as well as lathering herself up and showering. And in the wicked warden, we were wicked horny watching a scene that cut between Dyanne in the bath and the girls showering as a group. Dyanne took a long break from acting from the nineties to around 2013, when she showed up in a couple of horror movies. While she wanted to be taken seriously as an actress, Dyanne will always be the busty embodiment of evil in the Ilsa movies. While we know those movies will never be remade due to content alone, nobody could match Dyanne's cans.

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